BUY
STAGE 1-1
The cartridge only has one button.
There was supposed to be a jump. It never got finished, so the whole thing shipped with bite and nothing else. I have made it work.
GOT: BREAD
CORRECT
The one time the answer was yes. I have been coasting on this result for the entire game.
GOT: ROCK
NOT BREAD
Grey, my size, sitting still. Three of my four checks passed. I only run three checks.
GOT: REMOTE
NOT BREAD
A button came off inside me. The volume in this house has been stuck on nine since April.
GOT: SOAP
NOT BREAD
It tasted clean. It kept tasting clean. It is still tasting clean and it has been four days.
STAGE 1-6 · HAZARD
Then there was the purple one.
It was on the counter and it was already glowing. I want that on the record: the glowing happened before I got there.
Everything I have eaten since comes out purple. Bread included. Especially bread.
PASSWORD
soon
WRITE IT DOWN. THERE IS NO SAVE FILE.
ALRIGHT.
I WILL BE HERE, BITING THINGS.